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An all-weather, message-forward apron that keeps you clean while letting your personality speak. Lightweight yet sturdy polyester canvas protects clothing from spills and splatters, while a soft foamed lining keeps the apron comfortable for hours at the stove, studio table, or grill. Bold, high-contrast typography and a partial graphic stripe create a cheeky, conversational focal point: “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I know the clowns.” Adjustable tie-back straps and five strap color options let you dial in the look and fit. Wear it while hosting friends, crafting up a storm, or tackling messy projects—this apron adds a wink of humor to everyday work without slowing you down.
Product features
- 100% polyester canvas with fine weave and foamed lining for soft, durable wear
- Tie-back closure for adjustable, comfortable fit
- Vibrant, crisp all-over print that resists fading
- One-size dimensions: 31.5" x 25.6" (80 x 65 cm)
- Choice of black, white, beige, blue or pink straps; sewn-in care label
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
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