50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-shirt | 50th Birthday Tee, Funny Milestone

Soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in look and a bold, deadpan message. This relaxed-fit tee wears like an old favorite from the first day: garment-dyed for muted, vintage tones and pre-shrunk so the fit stays steady. The minimal front print—AUTHENTIC / 50 YEARS / OF NOT GIVING A DAMN—lands center chest with dry, understated attitude. Durable double-needle seams and a tubular, side-seam-free build give it clean lines and long life. Wear it to low-key birthday gatherings, backyard barbecues, or on days when blunt honesty feels right. It slips easily into a capsule wardrobe and pairs naturally with worn jeans, a denim jacket, or layered under a flannel for cooler evenings.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean